Uncle Doofus

This one of my oh so precious nieces. The picture is a few years old and she even now has a younger sister.
Being a worthy uncle I should have many more, but since I can operate about any camera, digital or otherwise, during any family event I get the task of taking pictures with about everyone's cameras which amounts to about 8-10 at any given function. This has happened so often that I do not even bring my own anymore.
I get printed copies often, but then the other problem of not owning a scanner comes into play.
I truly am the doofus uncle...

Doofusstock

Flatstock is a poster show that my friend started and usually coincides with SXSW in Austin and Popfest in Seattle. It brings poster designers from all over the globe and is now in its fifth year. These are from the first one in Austin.

My friends actual poster booth while he still had a poster company called Factor 27. Two of the co-owners are pictured.


Picture from within his booth looking out as I was kidnapped to help out. Got a few free posters, so it was all good.

Potted Doofus

This is Hector, my all seeing porch pot. Don't even think about trying to sneak past him or he's liable to bust a sprout in your ass.

Fishing Doofus

These are from when I used to have several fishtanks. The 55 gallon these are from was a brackish water tank which is somewhat between fresh and salt water with its own type of fish.


This little guy is a green spotted puffer


Figure eight puffer here...


And another green spotted visiting his buddy the flounder who both like to munch down mealworms.
I truly miss having fishtanks...not as much my cats, but still...

Doofus Doofus

These are for Sil...displaying my own modeling prowess...

When I was hocking crappy blue shirts...



And then cheap ass snorkeling gear accented by stinging-eye-red-bathing suit...how about that body huh? Just can't be proud enough of my pasty two-pack.
Now's your chance! Run for those icebound hills! RUN!!

Stumped Doofus

This is or was a tree on my parents farm that I used to scale frequently as a wee one.
It was blasted in a lightning storm and then my dad filled it with tree parts and lawn refuse before setting fire to all.
Long live The Stump o' Rage!!

Doofus Danglies

Just a couple of porch dangling items:

This one is a handmade copper creation with a glass ball in the middle. Purchased at a local craft's fair.



And then the classic hammer flattened spoons with fork ringer wind chimes. Only one made with beer cans gets anymore hillbilly.

Winged Doofus

Just me in my favorite hat. Yep, the good times just don't stop popping...

Collecting Doofus

This my jar of rubber bouncing balls I've collected here and there over the years. Some glow-in-the-dark, some are non-conformist football shaped and some I have had since I was three. Awesome huh? Nothing but award winning items around these parts.

Scissor Throwing Doofus

This happened after I casually tossed a pair of scissors over my shoulder.
Something I'm sure I could never repeat doing again, whether in my garage or on stage with my magician act as The Amazing Magic Doing Guy...another reason I've been through so many assistants for my skewer throwing act...and why I can no longer offer insurance.