<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5884975950119653010</id><updated>2012-02-16T15:13:23.383-06:00</updated><category term='porch'/><category term='doofus'/><category term='pots'/><category term='hawaii'/><category term='fishtank'/><category term='fire'/><category term='flatstock'/><category term='fish'/><category term='camera'/><category term='lightning'/><category term='factor 27'/><category term='storm'/><category term='danglies'/><category term='niece'/><category term='posters'/><category term='plants'/><category term='uncle'/><category term='flounder'/><category term='tree'/><category term='puffer'/><category term='scenic'/><title type='text'>Choosy Mothers Choose Jeff's Photos</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://choosymotherschoosejeffsphotos.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5884975950119653010/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://choosymotherschoosejeffsphotos.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Choosy Mothers Choose Jeff</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06381704973270323743</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_NSIAw09UJ5w/R4OpUN3WCtI/AAAAAAAAAAY/Gq3MhcxchqA/S220/firepussy.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>12</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5884975950119653010.post-4474538010918123887</id><published>2008-05-11T17:12:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-10T19:04:09.341-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='niece'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='uncle'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='camera'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='doofus'/><title type='text'>Uncle Doofus</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_NSIAw09UJ5w/SCdvhnYdFaI/AAAAAAAAAEA/Ty1qD6klB20/s1600-h/MadisonJeff1.01"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_NSIAw09UJ5w/SCdvhnYdFaI/AAAAAAAAAEA/Ty1qD6klB20/s320/MadisonJeff1.01" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5199246918120445346" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This one of my oh so precious nieces. The picture is a few years old and she even now has a younger sister.&lt;br /&gt;Being a worthy uncle I should have many more, but since I can operate about any camera, digital or otherwise, during any family event I get the task of taking pictures with about everyone's cameras which amounts to about 8-10 at any given function. This has happened so often that I do not even bring my own anymore.&lt;br /&gt;I get printed copies often, but then the other problem of not owning a scanner comes into play.&lt;br /&gt;I truly am the doofus uncle...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5884975950119653010-4474538010918123887?l=choosymotherschoosejeffsphotos.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://choosymotherschoosejeffsphotos.blogspot.com/feeds/4474538010918123887/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5884975950119653010&amp;postID=4474538010918123887' title='38 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5884975950119653010/posts/default/4474538010918123887'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5884975950119653010/posts/default/4474538010918123887'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://choosymotherschoosejeffsphotos.blogspot.com/2008/05/uncle-doofus.html' title='Uncle Doofus'/><author><name>Choosy Mothers Choose Jeff</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06381704973270323743</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_NSIAw09UJ5w/R4OpUN3WCtI/AAAAAAAAAAY/Gq3MhcxchqA/S220/firepussy.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_NSIAw09UJ5w/SCdvhnYdFaI/AAAAAAAAAEA/Ty1qD6klB20/s72-c/MadisonJeff1.01' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>38</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5884975950119653010.post-8910980732914351369</id><published>2008-01-23T23:17:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2008-12-10T19:04:09.586-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='factor 27'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='posters'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='flatstock'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='doofus'/><title type='text'>Doofusstock</title><content type='html'>Flatstock is a poster show that my friend started and usually coincides with SXSW in Austin and Popfest in Seattle. It brings poster designers from all over the globe and is now in its fifth year. These are from the first one in Austin.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_NSIAw09UJ5w/R5gfyehxK_I/AAAAAAAAAD0/woS0bCGIVtg/s1600-h/Flatstock+1"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_NSIAw09UJ5w/R5gfyehxK_I/AAAAAAAAAD0/woS0bCGIVtg/s320/Flatstock+1" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5158908325201521650" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;My friends actual poster booth while he still had a poster company called Factor 27. Two of the co-owners are pictured.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_NSIAw09UJ5w/R5gfq-hxK-I/AAAAAAAAADs/7o3-MFTwsZA/s1600-h/Flatstock+3"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_NSIAw09UJ5w/R5gfq-hxK-I/AAAAAAAAADs/7o3-MFTwsZA/s320/Flatstock+3" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5158908196352502754" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Picture from within his booth looking out as I was kidnapped to help out. Got a few free posters, so it was all good.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5884975950119653010-8910980732914351369?l=choosymotherschoosejeffsphotos.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://choosymotherschoosejeffsphotos.blogspot.com/feeds/8910980732914351369/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5884975950119653010&amp;postID=8910980732914351369' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5884975950119653010/posts/default/8910980732914351369'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5884975950119653010/posts/default/8910980732914351369'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://choosymotherschoosejeffsphotos.blogspot.com/2008/01/doofusstock.html' title='Doofusstock'/><author><name>Choosy Mothers Choose Jeff</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06381704973270323743</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_NSIAw09UJ5w/R4OpUN3WCtI/AAAAAAAAAAY/Gq3MhcxchqA/S220/firepussy.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_NSIAw09UJ5w/R5gfyehxK_I/AAAAAAAAAD0/woS0bCGIVtg/s72-c/Flatstock+1' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5884975950119653010.post-3114948101979055246</id><published>2008-01-22T00:13:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2008-12-10T19:04:09.689-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pots'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='plants'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='doofus'/><title type='text'>Potted Doofus</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_NSIAw09UJ5w/R5WJ_N3WC_I/AAAAAAAAACk/gDpEDh5T4kE/s1600-h/hector.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_NSIAw09UJ5w/R5WJ_N3WC_I/AAAAAAAAACk/gDpEDh5T4kE/s320/hector.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5158180667369327602" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is Hector, my all seeing porch pot. Don't even think about trying to sneak past him or he's liable to bust a sprout in your ass.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5884975950119653010-3114948101979055246?l=choosymotherschoosejeffsphotos.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://choosymotherschoosejeffsphotos.blogspot.com/feeds/3114948101979055246/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5884975950119653010&amp;postID=3114948101979055246' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5884975950119653010/posts/default/3114948101979055246'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5884975950119653010/posts/default/3114948101979055246'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://choosymotherschoosejeffsphotos.blogspot.com/2008/01/potted-doofus.html' title='Potted Doofus'/><author><name>Choosy Mothers Choose Jeff</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06381704973270323743</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_NSIAw09UJ5w/R4OpUN3WCtI/AAAAAAAAAAY/Gq3MhcxchqA/S220/firepussy.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_NSIAw09UJ5w/R5WJ_N3WC_I/AAAAAAAAACk/gDpEDh5T4kE/s72-c/hector.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5884975950119653010.post-7212508425826332229</id><published>2008-01-20T22:57:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2008-12-10T19:04:10.182-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fishtank'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fish'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='puffer'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='doofus'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='flounder'/><title type='text'>Fishing Doofus</title><content type='html'>These are from when I used to have several fishtanks. The 55 gallon these are from was a brackish water tank which is somewhat between fresh and salt water with its own type of fish.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_NSIAw09UJ5w/R5Qnnd3WC-I/AAAAAAAAACc/tTeUjwMER4A/s1600-h/Puffer"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_NSIAw09UJ5w/R5Qnnd3WC-I/AAAAAAAAACc/tTeUjwMER4A/s320/Puffer" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5157791032231201762" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;This little guy is a green spotted puffer&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_NSIAw09UJ5w/R5Qnet3WC9I/AAAAAAAAACU/ecZfsHX3iTY/s1600-h/Puffer+2"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_NSIAw09UJ5w/R5Qnet3WC9I/AAAAAAAAACU/ecZfsHX3iTY/s320/Puffer+2" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5157790881907346386" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Figure eight puffer here...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_NSIAw09UJ5w/R5QnT93WC8I/AAAAAAAAACM/41HRkkYQCIs/s1600-h/PufferFlounder.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_NSIAw09UJ5w/R5QnT93WC8I/AAAAAAAAACM/41HRkkYQCIs/s320/PufferFlounder.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5157790697223752642" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;And another green spotted visiting his buddy the flounder who both like to munch down mealworms.&lt;br /&gt;I truly miss having fishtanks...not as much my cats, but still...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5884975950119653010-7212508425826332229?l=choosymotherschoosejeffsphotos.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://choosymotherschoosejeffsphotos.blogspot.com/feeds/7212508425826332229/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5884975950119653010&amp;postID=7212508425826332229' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5884975950119653010/posts/default/7212508425826332229'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5884975950119653010/posts/default/7212508425826332229'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://choosymotherschoosejeffsphotos.blogspot.com/2008/01/fishing-doofus.html' title='Fishing Doofus'/><author><name>Choosy Mothers Choose Jeff</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06381704973270323743</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_NSIAw09UJ5w/R4OpUN3WCtI/AAAAAAAAAAY/Gq3MhcxchqA/S220/firepussy.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_NSIAw09UJ5w/R5Qnnd3WC-I/AAAAAAAAACc/tTeUjwMER4A/s72-c/Puffer' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5884975950119653010.post-5954979234197501421</id><published>2008-01-17T18:04:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2008-12-10T19:04:10.664-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Doofus Doofus</title><content type='html'>These are for Sil...displaying my own modeling prowess...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_NSIAw09UJ5w/R4_tYd3WC5I/AAAAAAAAAB0/pboOQTbMuHs/s1600-h/Waterfall+Hike+Jeff+1.01"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_NSIAw09UJ5w/R4_tYd3WC5I/AAAAAAAAAB0/pboOQTbMuHs/s320/Waterfall+Hike+Jeff+1.01" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5156601102951910290" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;When I was hocking crappy blue shirts...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_NSIAw09UJ5w/R4_tkN3WC6I/AAAAAAAAAB8/MiWM9g_S6tw/s1600-h/Snorkel+J%26W+1.0"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_NSIAw09UJ5w/R4_tkN3WC6I/AAAAAAAAAB8/MiWM9g_S6tw/s320/Snorkel+J%26W+1.0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5156601304815373218" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And then cheap ass snorkeling gear accented by stinging-eye-red-bathing suit...how about that body huh? Just can't be proud enough of my pasty two-pack.&lt;br /&gt;Now's your chance! Run for those icebound hills! RUN!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="text-decoration: underline;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5884975950119653010-5954979234197501421?l=choosymotherschoosejeffsphotos.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://choosymotherschoosejeffsphotos.blogspot.com/feeds/5954979234197501421/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5884975950119653010&amp;postID=5954979234197501421' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5884975950119653010/posts/default/5954979234197501421'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5884975950119653010/posts/default/5954979234197501421'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://choosymotherschoosejeffsphotos.blogspot.com/2008/01/doofus-doofus.html' title='Doofus Doofus'/><author><name>Choosy Mothers Choose Jeff</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06381704973270323743</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_NSIAw09UJ5w/R4OpUN3WCtI/AAAAAAAAAAY/Gq3MhcxchqA/S220/firepussy.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_NSIAw09UJ5w/R4_tYd3WC5I/AAAAAAAAAB0/pboOQTbMuHs/s72-c/Waterfall+Hike+Jeff+1.01' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5884975950119653010.post-369352361887060349</id><published>2008-01-16T16:49:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2008-12-10T19:04:10.915-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='lightning'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tree'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='storm'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fire'/><title type='text'>Stumped Doofus</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_NSIAw09UJ5w/R46KPt3WC4I/AAAAAAAAABs/OgsHVp5sH70/s1600-h/Pa%27s+Stump+O%27+Rage+1.0"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_NSIAw09UJ5w/R46KPt3WC4I/AAAAAAAAABs/OgsHVp5sH70/s320/Pa%27s+Stump+O%27+Rage+1.0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5156210626000194434" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is or was a tree on my parents farm that I used to scale frequently as a wee one.&lt;br /&gt;It was blasted in a lightning storm and then my dad filled it with tree parts and lawn refuse before setting fire to all.&lt;br /&gt;Long live The Stump o' Rage!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5884975950119653010-369352361887060349?l=choosymotherschoosejeffsphotos.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://choosymotherschoosejeffsphotos.blogspot.com/feeds/369352361887060349/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5884975950119653010&amp;postID=369352361887060349' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5884975950119653010/posts/default/369352361887060349'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5884975950119653010/posts/default/369352361887060349'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://choosymotherschoosejeffsphotos.blogspot.com/2008/01/stumped-doofus.html' title='Stumped Doofus'/><author><name>Choosy Mothers Choose Jeff</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06381704973270323743</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_NSIAw09UJ5w/R4OpUN3WCtI/AAAAAAAAAAY/Gq3MhcxchqA/S220/firepussy.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_NSIAw09UJ5w/R46KPt3WC4I/AAAAAAAAABs/OgsHVp5sH70/s72-c/Pa%27s+Stump+O%27+Rage+1.0' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5884975950119653010.post-8953514408028326579</id><published>2008-01-15T21:58:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2008-12-10T19:04:11.694-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='danglies'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='porch'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='doofus'/><title type='text'>Doofus Danglies</title><content type='html'>Just a couple of porch dangling items:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_NSIAw09UJ5w/R42BTd3WC2I/AAAAAAAAABc/eIn3bH5vw3s/s1600-h/133-3334_IMG.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_NSIAw09UJ5w/R42BTd3WC2I/AAAAAAAAABc/eIn3bH5vw3s/s320/133-3334_IMG.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5155919319843343202" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;This one is a handmade copper creation with a glass ball in the middle. Purchased at a local craft's fair.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_NSIAw09UJ5w/R42But3WC3I/AAAAAAAAABk/i3OoaJLi77E/s1600-h/133-3339_IMG.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_NSIAw09UJ5w/R42But3WC3I/AAAAAAAAABk/i3OoaJLi77E/s320/133-3339_IMG.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5155919787994778482" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And then the classic hammer flattened spoons with fork ringer wind chimes. Only one made with beer cans gets anymore hillbilly.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5884975950119653010-8953514408028326579?l=choosymotherschoosejeffsphotos.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://choosymotherschoosejeffsphotos.blogspot.com/feeds/8953514408028326579/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5884975950119653010&amp;postID=8953514408028326579' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5884975950119653010/posts/default/8953514408028326579'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5884975950119653010/posts/default/8953514408028326579'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://choosymotherschoosejeffsphotos.blogspot.com/2008/01/doofus-danglies.html' title='Doofus Danglies'/><author><name>Choosy Mothers Choose Jeff</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06381704973270323743</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_NSIAw09UJ5w/R4OpUN3WCtI/AAAAAAAAAAY/Gq3MhcxchqA/S220/firepussy.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_NSIAw09UJ5w/R42BTd3WC2I/AAAAAAAAABc/eIn3bH5vw3s/s72-c/133-3334_IMG.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5884975950119653010.post-4162463348590620696</id><published>2008-01-15T16:48:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2008-12-10T19:04:11.926-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Winged Doofus</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_NSIAw09UJ5w/R404it3WC1I/AAAAAAAAABU/jGU8B7NOcN8/s1600-h/WingDufus2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_NSIAw09UJ5w/R404it3WC1I/AAAAAAAAABU/jGU8B7NOcN8/s320/WingDufus2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5155839317487520594" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just me in my favorite hat. Yep, the good times just don't stop popping...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5884975950119653010-4162463348590620696?l=choosymotherschoosejeffsphotos.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://choosymotherschoosejeffsphotos.blogspot.com/feeds/4162463348590620696/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5884975950119653010&amp;postID=4162463348590620696' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5884975950119653010/posts/default/4162463348590620696'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5884975950119653010/posts/default/4162463348590620696'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://choosymotherschoosejeffsphotos.blogspot.com/2008/01/winged-doofus.html' title='Winged Doofus'/><author><name>Choosy Mothers Choose Jeff</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06381704973270323743</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_NSIAw09UJ5w/R4OpUN3WCtI/AAAAAAAAAAY/Gq3MhcxchqA/S220/firepussy.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_NSIAw09UJ5w/R404it3WC1I/AAAAAAAAABU/jGU8B7NOcN8/s72-c/WingDufus2.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5884975950119653010.post-5471413748878506996</id><published>2008-01-15T16:03:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2008-12-10T19:04:12.179-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Collecting Doofus</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_NSIAw09UJ5w/R40t6d3WC0I/AAAAAAAAABM/U7ozLOBOD7M/s1600-h/Balls.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_NSIAw09UJ5w/R40t6d3WC0I/AAAAAAAAABM/U7ozLOBOD7M/s320/Balls.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5155827630881508162" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This my jar of rubber bouncing balls I've collected here and there over the years. Some glow-in-the-dark, some are non-conformist football shaped and some I have had since I was three. Awesome huh? Nothing but award winning items around these parts.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5884975950119653010-5471413748878506996?l=choosymotherschoosejeffsphotos.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://choosymotherschoosejeffsphotos.blogspot.com/feeds/5471413748878506996/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5884975950119653010&amp;postID=5471413748878506996' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5884975950119653010/posts/default/5471413748878506996'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5884975950119653010/posts/default/5471413748878506996'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://choosymotherschoosejeffsphotos.blogspot.com/2008/01/collecting-doofus.html' title='Collecting Doofus'/><author><name>Choosy Mothers Choose Jeff</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06381704973270323743</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_NSIAw09UJ5w/R4OpUN3WCtI/AAAAAAAAAAY/Gq3MhcxchqA/S220/firepussy.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_NSIAw09UJ5w/R40t6d3WC0I/AAAAAAAAABM/U7ozLOBOD7M/s72-c/Balls.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5884975950119653010.post-4874308554569078593</id><published>2008-01-15T10:47:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2008-12-10T19:04:12.370-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Scissor Throwing Doofus</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_NSIAw09UJ5w/R4zj4N3WCyI/AAAAAAAAAA8/BgWYjTDxVaw/s1600-h/Scissors+1"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_NSIAw09UJ5w/R4zj4N3WCyI/AAAAAAAAAA8/BgWYjTDxVaw/s320/Scissors+1" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5155746228366347042" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This happened after I casually tossed a pair of scissors over my shoulder.&lt;br /&gt;Something I'm sure I could never repeat doing again, whether in my garage or on stage with my magician act as The Amazing Magic Doing Guy...another reason I've been through so many assistants for my skewer throwing act...and why I can no longer offer insurance.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5884975950119653010-4874308554569078593?l=choosymotherschoosejeffsphotos.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://choosymotherschoosejeffsphotos.blogspot.com/feeds/4874308554569078593/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5884975950119653010&amp;postID=4874308554569078593' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5884975950119653010/posts/default/4874308554569078593'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5884975950119653010/posts/default/4874308554569078593'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://choosymotherschoosejeffsphotos.blogspot.com/2008/01/scissor-throwing-doofus.html' title='Scissor Throwing Doofus'/><author><name>Choosy Mothers Choose Jeff</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06381704973270323743</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_NSIAw09UJ5w/R4OpUN3WCtI/AAAAAAAAAAY/Gq3MhcxchqA/S220/firepussy.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_NSIAw09UJ5w/R4zj4N3WCyI/AAAAAAAAAA8/BgWYjTDxVaw/s72-c/Scissors+1' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5884975950119653010.post-6687976639598711101</id><published>2008-01-14T15:52:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2008-12-10T19:04:12.529-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hawaii'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='scenic'/><title type='text'>Hawaiian Doofus</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_NSIAw09UJ5w/R4vaTd3WCxI/AAAAAAAAAA0/QB6c7Kq8loI/s1600-h/Scenic+Lookout+%26+JeffWendy+1.0"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_NSIAw09UJ5w/R4vaTd3WCxI/AAAAAAAAAA0/QB6c7Kq8loI/s320/Scenic+Lookout+%26+JeffWendy+1.0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5155454226424793874" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Me and W at a scenic lookout in lovely Kona. I know it's hard to concentrate on the view with my stunning handsomeness obscuring it, but try anyway...I'm on the left by the way...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5884975950119653010-6687976639598711101?l=choosymotherschoosejeffsphotos.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://choosymotherschoosejeffsphotos.blogspot.com/feeds/6687976639598711101/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5884975950119653010&amp;postID=6687976639598711101' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5884975950119653010/posts/default/6687976639598711101'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5884975950119653010/posts/default/6687976639598711101'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://choosymotherschoosejeffsphotos.blogspot.com/2008/01/hawaiian-doofus.html' title='Hawaiian Doofus'/><author><name>Choosy Mothers Choose Jeff</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06381704973270323743</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_NSIAw09UJ5w/R4OpUN3WCtI/AAAAAAAAAAY/Gq3MhcxchqA/S220/firepussy.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_NSIAw09UJ5w/R4vaTd3WCxI/AAAAAAAAAA0/QB6c7Kq8loI/s72-c/Scenic+Lookout+%26+JeffWendy+1.0' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5884975950119653010.post-1463163347789361656</id><published>2008-01-14T15:44:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2008-12-10T19:04:12.541-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Doofus</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_NSIAw09UJ5w/R4vYDN3WCwI/AAAAAAAAAAs/S-wIkFc97Qo/s1600-h/StunnedLumox.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_NSIAw09UJ5w/R4vYDN3WCwI/AAAAAAAAAAs/S-wIkFc97Qo/s320/StunnedLumox.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5155451748228664066" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is me. Kind of a "You're taking who of what with the where now?" stunned look.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5884975950119653010-1463163347789361656?l=choosymotherschoosejeffsphotos.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://choosymotherschoosejeffsphotos.blogspot.com/feeds/1463163347789361656/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5884975950119653010&amp;postID=1463163347789361656' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5884975950119653010/posts/default/1463163347789361656'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5884975950119653010/posts/default/1463163347789361656'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://choosymotherschoosejeffsphotos.blogspot.com/2008/01/doofus.html' title='Doofus'/><author><name>Choosy Mothers Choose Jeff</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06381704973270323743</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_NSIAw09UJ5w/R4OpUN3WCtI/AAAAAAAAAAY/Gq3MhcxchqA/S220/firepussy.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_NSIAw09UJ5w/R4vYDN3WCwI/AAAAAAAAAAs/S-wIkFc97Qo/s72-c/StunnedLumox.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
